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Veggie Heaven @ 631 Valley Rd

Address: 
631 Valley Rd
07043 Montclair , NJ
United States
(973) 783-1088
Toilet Paper: 
Somewhat well-stocked.
Venue Category: 
Vegetarian

The Scrawl on the Wall

Shitake Supreme, shumai & carrot cake; ready to give birth.

There's a nice vibe here. The servers are friendly, the seats are comfy, and I eat like an animal whenever I come. I'll have soup, dim sum, an entree, and still have the good nerve to order dessert. If I'm feeling particularly savage, I might even order two. After which, I usually have to TAKE a number two.

It's hard to speculate on the location of the restroom if this is your first time here. It can be to the left, right, upstairs, who knows. I certainly remember asking a staff member for directions during my first visit. The best way to navigate towards the bathroom is to know where it is in respect to the restaurant's entrance. The entrance of the restaurant is on the right side and you can follow a clear path towards the back, where the kitchen is. The bathroom is to the left just before you reach it.

... And it's a nice bathroom. It's a single toilet with good lighting and all the cleanliness you want when doing your deeds. There was even a lovely dried flower arrangement and some potpourri to which I credit the divine smell of this bathroom. Overall, it's classy, sterile, and kind of girly in here. It almost feels like visiting the home of an aunt with nothing but free time on her hands, an affinity for cute shit, and a deep-seated desire to impress you with the comfort and functionality of her guest bathroom.
slackerology Female, 30 years old.
Montclair, New Jersey
On November 20, 2013, 10:59 am
What I Did in Here: Took a nice, smooth deuce.