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Soy & Sake @ 47 7th Ave S

Address: 
47 7th Ave S
10014 New York , NY
United States
(212) 255-2848
Toilet Paper: 
Somewhat well-stocked.
Neighborhood: 
West Village
Venue Category: 
Japanese

The Scrawl on the Wall

Mala Curry Chicken & Fresh Squeezed Juice.

If you're the shy and private type, it doesn't get any better than this place. We're talking unprecedented privacy and cleanliness that may rival the standards of your own home.

This is a single serving bathroom, which ensures privacy, but also gives you the amenities and space you need to feel more like you've relieved yourself than compromised your humanity for the sake of a good meal.

The bathroom itself is huge. If you like to pace and floss, there's room for that. If you like to piss in packs, bring your friends. There's room for them, too. If you like to give yourself pep talks while pushing out that after-dinner turd, there's peace for that. In the many times that I've been here, there has never been a line. No need to rush.

I suspect part of the reason there's never a line for the bathroom is that some people may not know where the hell it is.

There's a small set of steps separating the main dining area from the bar. Head down those and past the bar to the back of the restaurant. Bathroom's on your right. Don't be discouraged by the kitchen proximity, the narrow hall, or the strange isolation: you're in the right place. Do what you came to do.
slackerology Female, 31 years old.
New York, New York
On November 15, 2013, 6:42 am
What I Did in Here: After dinner tea does a number on me, so I let 'er rip regularly.