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Pick a Bagel @ 891 8th Ave

Address: 
891 8th Ave
10019 New York , NY
United States
(212) 582-0017
Toilet Paper: 
Expect to bring your own!
Neighborhood: 
Hell's Kitchen
Venue Category: 
Bagels

The Scrawl on the Wall

One Large cup of coffee and very pleased

So I went to Pick a Bagel to get a coffee and to wash my hands after riding the subway, I am very anal about that (no pun intended). The bathroom is just a single, so if you really have to go well order a grande cup and fill it up with your own expresso.

I waited for the pisser because a guy was in there, but when I got in there I suddenly had this urge of a 4 hour build up of gatorade, coffee and New York water. The toilet seat had a few drops of another man's urin, but I lifted it with my shoe and did my business. It was good.

There is a lovely plant behind the toilet so if your repulsed by the pee dribble on the toilet, you can go back to your primal roots and piss in the lilacs. The only problem was someone left a bunch of toilet paper on the floor, but hey "one man's toxic waste is another man's potpourri"-(Grinch). There is a handle bar if you have a real tough squat and need something to grab onto. And finally my favorite part of the bathroom is the toilet bowl cleaner. If you do not feel the bowl is clean enough, you can do it yourself, kinda like self check out.

Afterwards, I washed my hands and they had a well stocked soap dispenser, I am assuming it's pomegranate. They had legit paper towels and no soft ass hand blower that takes over 5 minutes. Overall it was a great experience.
PoopyDoopy Male, 27 years old.
New York, New York
On January 15, 2014, 12:28 am
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