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Panera Bread @ 10 Union Square East

Address: 
10 Union Square East
10003 New York , NY
United States
(212) 677-2862
Toilet Paper: 
Expect to bring your own!
Neighborhood: 
Union Square
Venue Category: 
Sandwiches

The Scrawl on the Wall

Bacon turkey Bravo and all I can say is Bravo

Okay, so I go to Panera once a week as part of my routine and the bathroom is cash money. It is huge. It could literally fit 3 other urinals, but it holds just one toilet. Now this could prove a problem because men can pee all over the seat. However, I have not seen this problem once, so I am assuming the staff cleans it once an hour. And speaking of clean, it is very clean. I once ate my bacon turkey bravo off the floor. Don't judge me.

As most bathrooms I visit, this one has not one, but two BIGGGG trash cans. One is next to the sink to dispose hand towels and the other, is wait wait wait, across the room, a good 6 feet. If you're reading this saying, "Why is this a good thing?" Well that is because if you decide to stay on the toilet a little longer and you get bored or your legs go numb you can start working on your shooting skills. My squat shot has increased by 56.8967 % since I started going to Panera.

The hardest part about using this bathroom is getting the code for the door. You do need to know the code to enter, so you may have to buy a cup of coffee in advance. I say keep the receipt or memorize the code for the next time because they change the code either weekly or monthly. But other than that this is a great squat location and when you're done you can go enjoy some hazelnut coffee.
PoopyDoopy Male, 27 years old.
New York, New York
On January 22, 2014, 8:36 pm
What I Did in Here: Sat, Sat, Sat, Nothing happened, pee'd