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Megabus Stop @ 600-698 W 34th St

Address: 
600-698 W 34th St
10001 New York , NY
United States
(877) 462-6342
Neighborhood: 
Hell's Kitchen
Venue Category: 
Party Bus Rentals

The Scrawl on the Wall

Lots of coffee, water and OJ and "I just got violated"

This isn't about the actual stop but what it is like on one of the busses. There are so many MegaBusses that each bathroom is different. However, though every bathroom is different, all the scenarios are the same. You walk in, only after falling on some poor old woman who was sleeping. When you get in the bathroom it is very small, but hey it’s a bus. It actually is quite clean, but that isn’t the problem. I don’t know how women pee in a Mega Bus, but any self respecting man stands and pees. But trying to pee while going 75mph down I95 is not as easy as it sounds. You’re falling all over the place while trying to not piss all over the seat. Usually I do very well (I learned from playing the watergun/balloon game at carnivals) but this last trip we must have ran over a deer because the bus jumped up and I could only follow suit. My dit dit went haywire and displayed a lovely artistic piece on the wall. I cleaned it, but then noticed the window, which is covered with a specific tint to allow privacy from passing cars, was torn right in the dead center. This means many Acura’s and Fords had the pleasure of seeing my dit dit and probably many a woman’s clit clit.
PoopyDoopy Male, 27 years old.
New York, New York
On January 31, 2014, 8:42 am
What I Did in Here: Pee'd and hula hooped without the hula hoop