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LongHorn Steakhouse @ 401 Park Drive

Address: 
401 Park Drive
02215 Boston , MA
United States
(617) 247-9199
Toilet Paper: 
Somewhat well-stocked.
Neighborhood: 
Fenway
Venue Category: 
Steakhouses

The Scrawl on the Wall

Navigating through the

Navigating through the throngs of drunk, angry Red Sox fans after a game at Fenway is an ordeal. More so if you've just consumed two Fenway Franks and all the beer the park is legally allowed to serve you.

Fear not, intrepid Bostonians: You don't need to relieve yourself in the alley behind the Howard Johnson anymore! Longhorn Steakhouse has an easily accessible bathroom that anyone with a little chutzpah can sneak into.

It's likely to be packed to the gills, so breeze past the door staff and walk straight through the first aisle of booths. Take a left near the kitchen and proceed to the corridor in the very back corner. Do not be deterred by the stacks of napkins and high chairs in the hallway, they're just part of the folksy Southern charm Longhorn prides itself in.

Your journey to the toilet is going to be the most exciting part of your squat. Besides the annoying country tunes blaring from their speakers, there's nothing especially fantastic or terrible about the restroom. It's well-stocked and only has a vague diaper stench lurking between the stalls. Drop the kids at the pool, sober up and run to the T before those other drunk schmucks get there.

TheDestroyer Female, 29 years old.
Boston, Massachusetts
On December 4, 2013, 7:32 pm
What I Did in Here: Hugged the porcelain, cleaned up my act.