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Highlawn Pavillion @ Eagle Rock Reservation

Eagle Rock Reservation
07052 West Orange , NJ
United States
(973) 731-3463
Toilet Paper: 
Practically a hotel suite!
Venue Category: 
American (New)

The Scrawl on the Wall

filet mingon- I feel very full

It's almost against nature that humans still have to use the bathroom in such a classy joint. I mean this place is where the who's who of people who have poop that doesn't stink. I can vouch for this because it did not smell at all. The bathroom is cleaner than your local hospital and a hell of a lot prettier! Maybe this is where and why the say of your poop doesn't stink originated? (epiphany)
Stalls are clean and roomy. If there is one thing I hate it is a stall where you are so cramped you can't pull the insanely thin toilet paper out of the 300 pound roll of toilet paper dispenser because it keeps tearing. We do not have that issue here.

Also there isn't anything more awkward but of course still fancy, when you wash your hands and a stranger hands you a paper towel. (tips given) I am wondering are rich people suffering from atrophy that doesn't allow them to pull a paper towel out of a dispenser? If so, that lady is saving lives and germs by handing out towels.

I don't know about you but I am not comfortable going to the bathroom with a paid audience!
Ellen Female, 50 years old.
West Orange, New Jersey
On November 30, 2013, 5:42 pm
What I Did in Here: liquid business