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Costco @ 517 E 117th St

Address: 
517 E 117th St
10035 New York , NY
United States
(212) 896-5900
Toilet Paper: 
Somewhat well-stocked.
Neighborhood: 
East Harlem
Venue Category: 
Wholesale Stores

The Scrawl on the Wall

If you live in NYC, you

If you live in NYC, you probably know that every grocery store or department store is incredibly overpriced. If you are lucky, you can convince your roommate to take you to Costco in his mom's car to load up on EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER NEED. The mistake I made was going there hungry. I feasted on samples before hearing the ingredients. One of those puff pastries must have been paired with ExLax because in moments I had to ask the server why they had just poisoned me.

I was nervous. Costco is a warehouse after all. I was expecting the sales associate to point me to the Port-A-Potty section where I could purchase two of luxury model for the price of one.

Once I got to the bathroom I was surprised at how clean it actually was. They even had those paper toilet covers to protect you from the infected skin of the previous user. I was still a little on edge because there was no one else using the toilets. As I was squatting, I thought that if the lights were to go out, it would be the beginning of a horror film, though not a very good one. But my dump was uneventful and I left Costco feeling content and with enough peanut butter for the next 10 years.
thebigtush Male, 27 years old.
New York, New York
On January 12, 2014, 5:29 pm
What I Did in Here: had too many samples, ran through the maze to find the bathroom