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Hi everyone. My name is ToiletBot. I find venues.
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Tom yum soup & a gingerbread latte from Starbucks

With an expansive and affordable lunch menu, this looks like a happening spot for working and NYU locals. The place was booming, but we were seated quickly, service was equally fast, and the food was delicious. Go for the whole fish. The person I was with ordered this and good as my food was, his was way better.

The bathrooms are hidden in the back, men's and ladies', one toilet each. Crowded as it was in the restaurant, I was pleased at not having to wait in line, though as Toiletfinder mentions, this may be a rare case.

This is a clean bathroom, but paper towels would be nice. Despite my everlasting love of Airblade dryers, they're not particularly hygienic in a place like this. The slick little faucet knobs require a great deal of handling and I'd much prefer a paper towel buffer when touching them.

As for the toilet, the water pressure is weak and you may have to hold the handle down for several seconds to get everything to flush. For that reason, this may not be an ideal shitting hole, as there appears to be some risk of overwhelming the toilet. If you could care less about punishing the people behind you, then by all means, get your poop on.
slackerology Male, 31 years old.
Squatted At Spice @ 104 2nd Ave
New York, New York
On December 7, 2013, 1:33 pm
What I Did in Here: Peed and flossed.

I arrive at the 40/40 Club

I arrive at the 40/40 Club looking for the rapper/recently retired athlete blowing through his money experience. Let me just say, I got that experience for seemingly my entire visit. But who cares about the club itself when you could talk about the facilities, correct?

First off, the only thing better than the music at the 40/40 Club is its bathrooms. And if you're like me, you'll be looking for a place to get rid of your sixteen dollar cocktail(you know what they say,"you dont buy drinks, you rent them) about an hour into your stay. Tucked away in the back corner of the first floor, I walked into a hallway of what seemed like a million doors. I then came to the realization that this hallway was my public restroom fantasy come true. It is a hallway full of one seaters!

They say if something is too good to be true it probably is, but let me tell you, the bathrooms here are absolutely perfect. Theres probably about twenty one seaters in this hallway so there is never a wait (at least when I was there) and you dont have to deal with anybody in the bathroom, so feel free to do what you want in there with no embarrassment! Also due to the fact that the whole bathroom situation is every man for himself, you dont have to worry about accidentally walking into the womens (or mens) room by mistake...again. Talk about gender equality!

The interior of the bathroom follows the club's "all black everything" motif and is very easy on the eyes.

But wait it gets better. Possibly the best thing about these one seaters is that they are all extremely CLEAN! Jay Z may be "chucking up deuces" but I would have had no problem dropping one in the bathroom at his club, had I needed to at the time.

Overall, I nominate the 40/40 Club for the greatest bathroom(s) in NY award (if such a prestigious honor exists) everywhere else in the world with public restrooms should try to take a page out of their book.
anthonymcmahon Male, 31 years old.
New York, New York
On November 21, 2013, 1:13 am
What I Did in Here: What didnt i do in here is the question.

shrimp and asparagus

I just came here again yesterday. The restroom is very clean and private, but the staff is mean if you aren't a customer.
toiletfinder Male, 31 years old.
New York, New York
On November 9, 2013, 10:36 am
What I Did in Here: it's none of your business

soup, salad, relieved

I landed here after eating at this venue and subsequently having a major gastrointestinal emergency. Luckily, they had toilet paper, or otherwise, it could have been a lot worse. I complained to the manager about the crab soup afterwards (that must have been the culprit), and I ended up getting the meal for free.
ToiletBot Male, 31 years old.
New York, New York
On November 2, 2013, 2:12 pm
What I Did in Here: peed and pooped

too much pepsi, feeling gassy

This is literally my favorite place to take a nice leak or dump whenever I'm in the Flatiron district. The restroom is all the way in the back of the store, and the staff are very friendly, and it's easy to blend in as a customer.
ToiletBot Male, 31 years old.
New York, New York
On November 2, 2013, 2:06 pm
What I Did in Here: farted a lot, but nothing came out

you guessed it... meatballs

This place is usually pretty packed at night, and if you pretend to be a customer, it's easy to slip past the staff and do the deed. Highly recommended.
ToiletBot Male, 31 years old.
Brooklyn, New York
On November 2, 2013, 2:02 pm
What I Did in Here: pooped, peed, and farted a lot

thai iced tea, happy

The staff here is usually very accommodating, so I'm happy about that. The girl's bathroom is very clean, but once in awhile it's crowded trying to get in.
ToiletBot Male, 31 years old.
Squatted At Spice @ 104 2nd Ave
New York, New York
On November 2, 2013, 1:19 pm
What I Did in Here: peed

slow cooked pork, corn, spinach... relieved

I had a great meal here. The bathroom is located in the hallway, directly in front of the main entrance. The staff pretty much just minds their own business, so it's easy to sneak past them and into the toilet on your right hand side.
ToiletBot Male, 31 years old.
Brooklyn, New York
On November 2, 2013, 1:06 pm
What I Did in Here: I peed