Status message

Locating you...



Member for
4 years 2 months
45 years old
I fart a lot, and I secretly really enjoy pooping.
Post Count: 

crabmeat & pork steamed dumplings, seafood and spicy dip; gross

I came here last night after getting foot massages with my wife. After an hour long foot massage, I needed to move my bowels, and this seemed like the most intuitive place. The toilet, as well as the massage parlor, are located in the basement of the Hong Kong Supermarket. This supermarket is the sister venue to the Manhattan one.

I stepped inside of the toilet, which you normally need a key to gain access to. If you need the key, simply go up to any single one of the basement venues and ask for the key. After stepping inside one of the stalls, I quickly realized my mistake. The floor of the toilet was completely drenched in urine, and none of the toilets were flushed! There was urine all of the floor and the seats. I was completely grossed out.

To make matters worse, the walls of the stalls were literally smeared with feces and graffiti pointing to the feces. After wiping down the toilet enough for me to actually sit on it, I had to hold my breath while I laughed at the graffiti while I released a nice #2. I have conveniently attached photos of the graffiti in this post. I'd like to think that I left a positive contribution behind.

This is literally the most disgusting toilet I have ever used. Well, not quite.
JuicyFoot Male, 45 years old.
Flushing, New York
On December 13, 2013, 10:17 am
What I Did in Here: took a very smelly and forced #2; held my nose the whole time

bbq ribs, spicy wings, relieved

Not only does this specific venue have some of the best bbq ribs on the planet, its toilet is very spacious and clean. I came here with my family, not really knowing what to expect, but I found everything to be very well-kept, and they were friendly to everything: customers and non-customers alike. It's easy enough to come off as a customer and sneak into the toilet here. The accessibility and cleanliness are highly recommended. I cannot emphasize this enough.

After a full bbq meal with cornbread, wings, and the works, I started feeling a little bloated, and so I wearily made my way to the men's toilet. They have a couple of stalls in here, and thankfully none of them were occupied. That was when I unzipped and unwound. I literally spent a good 20 minutes massaging different sections of my cheeks in different positions to coax at least 3 fist/apple-sized products out of my poor rear. Afterwards, I could barely flush the mess away, and I made several futile attempts before it finally went away.

Despite the fact that this was certainly not a pleasant experience, I have nothing bad to say about this venue's toilet at all.
JuicyFoot Male, 45 years old.
New York, New York
On November 27, 2013, 2:42 pm
What I Did in Here: I produced several hefty fist-sized products.

Funghi Misti aka mushroom pizza, lots of water, relaxed

I would have given this place a 5-star rating, but the cashier at the front was very insistent on allowing the toilet ONLY for customers. And so, I bought a slice of pizza in order to crash here. I did NOT regret my decision. The pizza here is fantastic, but the toilet doesn't come close unfortunately. If you ask nicely, I'm sure they'll let you use the toilet here.

The interior was as expected. Homely. Clean. Plenty of toilet paper. Everything worked and functioned normally.

The pizza was great, but the staff can be more lenient!
JuicyFoot Male, 45 years old.
Brooklyn, New York
On November 17, 2013, 11:18 am
What I Did in Here: I pooped a lot (smelled like mushroom), and stretched my legs out a bit

burgers from ShakeShack and a milkshake, superb

This venue is the ultimate lifesaver for a man (or woman) in need. The toilet is unisex, and is located in the basement next to the grooming station for dogs. Despite a strong odor of cleaning agent, the toilet is clean and comfortable. A great place to relax after some frantic searching. 5 stars.
JuicyFoot Male, 45 years old.
Squatted At Petco @ 860 Broadway
New York, New York
On November 12, 2013, 6:37 pm
What I Did in Here: I think something died in here after I left