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21 Bar Corporation @ 4318 Broadway

Address: 
4318 Broadway
10033 New York , NY
United States
(212) 923-0222
Toilet Paper: 
Expect to bring your own!
Neighborhood: 
Washington Heights
Venue Category: 
Bars

The Scrawl on the Wall

Three screwdrivers, two Coronas, and a shot of B-52.

Perfect for a boys' night out or just some good old-fashioned entertainment. Minus the old-fashioned. Minus the good, too, if you catch this place on an off day.

But let's face it: nobody comes here for the toilets.

Before 9 pm, they're coming for the blissfully cheap happy hour prices. After 9, they're staying for the bikini-clad chicks that start dancing on the bar.

Depending on what week you come ( because the turnover really is that high ), the girls are either attractive enough for you to "make it rain" with no qualms or so unfortunate looking that you find yourself hesitantly doling out pity cash for their efforts. Suffice to say, you should probably do that anyway.

Now for the bathrooms. There are two--a men's and a ladies'-- each featuring a single toilet. Here's where it really pays to be a lady in an establishment like this. As you can imagine, the majority of patrons here are men, which, in a pleasantly surprising twist, renders the ladies' bathroom a hell of a lot cleaner than theirs. The bartenders also use the ladies' restroom to change into their outfits. As a result, they seem to make it a point to keep their space clean and well-stocked with toilet paper.

I did, however, have the misfortune of witnessing the state of the men's room when one of the girls showed up late for her shift and seemed to be taking her sweet ass time in the ladies' room. The men's room was empty and I had to pee too badly to care.

.. Or so I thought.

There was no toilet paper and I'm not sure there ever was, because I'd been there for awhile and there was no way that many shits had been taken in that amount of time. Trust me. This place is dead before 9 o'clock and I'd been there since a little after 7. The toilet was predictably piss splattered and I couldn't get close to it even if I wanted to because some genius must have peed directly onto the floor with the amount of urine surrounding the toilet.

Needless to say, I waited. And waited. And damn near pissed myself by the time that girl got out of the bathroom, but alas.

This rating is based on the ladies' bathroom only, as I did find it very decent. For you gents? Just remember: you didn't come here for the toilets.
slackerology Female, 31 years old.
New York, New York
On November 15, 2013, 11:05 am
What I Did in Here: Took a torrential piss and did a mirror check to see how drunk I looked on a scale of 1-10.