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Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre East @ 153 E 3rd St

153 E 3rd St
10009 New York , NY
United States
(212) 366-9231
Toilet Paper: 
Expect to bring your own!
East Village
Venue Category: 
Comedy Clubs

The Scrawl on the Wall

I had a large cup of coffee and I look forward to going back

There are 4 or 5 bathrooms and I've done some form of business in all of them. I went to UCBeast for a show and had some time to kill, which was ironic because it felt like something died inside of me. I mean it literally felt like the chicken I ate earlier decided to seek revenge on my soul so it came back to life, produced an egg and that egg birthed into a young baby chicken which then grew into a full size chicken (hence the pain) and then died causing me to use the facility.

First, when you enter it looks and is very small. However, unlike some facilities where small means uncomfortable, this is not the case at UCB east. The toilet does not face the wall, which allows you to have a lot of leg room. There is a good amount of toilet paper and they are very clean. There is GIANT trash can next to the toilet, so if you want to rest your arm on it or even take a nap, you can. There is a two prong coat rack which is convenient for the Winter. And finally there is a sink with lots of soap right next to the toilet. It is within reach so if you are sweating and need to throw some cold water on your face, you can do so.

I recommend this facility because it is downstairs and away from people, so if you are shy then you will enjoy this place. Also, when you are done you can go grab a beer and watch a great show.
PoopyDoopy Male, 27 years old.
New York, New York
On January 22, 2014, 8:24 pm
What I Did in Here: I improvised a poopy