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Underground Atlanta @ 50 Upper Alabama St SW

50 Upper Alabama St SW
30303 Atlanta , GA
United States
(404) 523-2311
Toilet Paper: 
Expect to bring your own!
Venue Category: 
Shopping Centers

The Scrawl on the Wall

Water and juice which left me feeling like a broken faucet.

Water, water everywhere and not a pot to piss! What I believe to be the main entrance of Underground Atlanta is directly across the street from the MARTA Five Points Station at the corner of Alabama St SW and Peachtree St SW. I parked at the nearest parking garage, which was on the left side of the first right turn after I saw MARTA Five Points Station sitting on my left. I had been holding my urine for about 45 minutes while sitting in the heavy Friday traffic and one cough or laugh could have meant a dam break of the fearless “Golden River”.

I grabbed my parking ticket, parked in the first open parking space and hurried towards the glass encased entrance. When I got in the door I turned to the right and sprinted down the escalator. Once at the bottom, I looked to the right, saw the restroom and instantly began feeling some sense of satisfaction as if I had won a race against my urine. With my head held high I marched into the fairly decent access point. And then after turning the corner, I got this eerie feeling as if I had just made “The WRONG TURN”. I was seriously horrified walking down the filthy, polluted hall pass the men’s room and to the ladies room. (Hold on I think I need to throw up…okay I’m better now).

I opened the door to the women’s bathroom and it just got worse from there. There were brown spots all over the floor, the grout looked like a breeding ground for mold and mildew and there was trash everywhere and it wasn’t just tissue. And oh –the smell- left me wondering if just maybe someone came in and tried to mop the floors and the wall with peepee.

I actually contemplated peeing on myself, but being a good squatter, I squatted over the pot and pissed hoping that nothing would jump onto my buttocks from that distance. Don’t get me wrong, I actually like Underground Atlanta, but something seriously needs to be done about that particular bathroom. If you’re visiting, I suggest you go down the vendor alleyway and use the bathroom in one of the restaurants in the food court.
Willdo Female, 39 years old.
Atlanta, Georgia
On January 18, 2014, 2:12 am
What I Did in Here: Pissed.