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Beth Israel Medical Center @ 307 1st Ave

307 1st Ave
10001 New York , NY
United States
(212) 420-2000
Hell's Kitchen
Venue Category: 
Medical Centers

The Scrawl on the Wall

Sausage. Tired.

Note: This review only pertains to the toilet in the Karpas Pavilion on the 6th floor.

This bathroom is startlingly gross for a hospital. It ALWAYS smells like piss. I'm not sure if they ever clean it. On a regular basis I try to wipe the dried toilet paper from the seat to discover it's the seat itself. I'm afraid to put any of my belongings on the floor, but there are no hooks on the door.

The toilet paper isn't on a roll, so it repeatedly falls to the disgusting floor. I'd wager money that AIDS originated here, and yet I continue to use this restroom, because I don't want kidney stones and finding a bathroom to use in New York is almost as hard as finding a decent man.

I'm usually drinking coffee when I come onto this floor, and after my trip to this restroom, I usually throw it away so I don't contract some sort of disease that puts me into one of the beds at Beth Israel.

Consensus: It's gross
BootyPoop Female, 31 years old.
New York, New York
On January 15, 2014, 12:40 am
What I Did in Here: Carefully went number 1