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Eastville Comedy Club @ 85 E 4th St

Address: 
85 E 4th St
10003 New York , NY
United States
(212) 260-2445
Toilet Paper: 
Somewhat well-stocked.
Neighborhood: 
East Village
Venue Category: 
Comedy Clubs

The Scrawl on the Wall

I ate some tootsie rolls and a protein shake and not satisfied

Let me say first and foremost, the bathroom itself is very clean. However, it is the outside environment that is the problem. The bathroom is inside a comedy club (at the bar, not in the stage area) and is actually very clean. It has a lot of room and a medium sized trashcan to throw old receipts that you find in your wallet out of boredom due to sitting on the toilet for way too long trying to pinch out that little nugget that has been saying hello to you all day at work and yet it just will not come out so you get bored and decide to do a yearly wallet cleaning. The trashcan is covered so you don't have to see everybody else's snot rags or Starbucks receipts.

I figured because the bathroom is in a comedy club you would get pleasure and entertainment because you can hear the comedy going on. However, that is not the case. All you hear is the people trying to buy drinks and the bartender telling multiple people that "the bathroom is being used by a guy who went in there 15 minutes ago." Also the door is locked by an old fashion slide lock so you think someone is just going to bust in at any moment.

Oh yeah, good luck coming in off the street just to use it because they will ask you what you're doing there and if you are a good liar and say "I am here for the show," they will make you buy a drink.

So basically you will spend $7 to take a poop.
PoopyDoopy Male, 27 years old.
New York, New York
On January 13, 2014, 11:51 pm
What I Did in Here: Walked in and tried, tried, tried to release the beast from within but could not.