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Lucky Jack's @ 129 Orchard St

Address: 
129 Orchard St
10002 New York , NY
United States
(212) 477-6555
Toilet Paper: 
Somewhat well-stocked.
Neighborhood: 
Lower East Side
Venue Category: 
Lounges

The Scrawl on the Wall

Organic IPA, feeling good

At 6:30 on a Saturday, Lucky Jacks was pretty vacant. Thankfully.
I was on a first date and the pressure was intense-- the pressure on my bladder, that is. I'm a tiny person, so half a pint of beer is enough to make me feel like I'm about to burst.

The bathroom was easy to locate, a bonus when you're already struggling with a charming way to excuse yourself for the ladies' room. It was, in a many ways, everything you'd expect from a bar restroom on the Lower East Side-- unisex, floor to ceiling graffiti, dim lighting, piles of wadded up paper towels from where drunk patrons missed the pail. However, with the warm buzz of beer softening my inner critic, I was pleased with my overall experience. There was toilet paper. There was soap. The sink worked and there was a mirror for me to fix my makeup in.

Bottom line: I'd use it again.

Pro Tip: The doors on both sides of the bar make it doubly convenient to "head towards the restroom" if the date's going south.

The double doors also work to your advantage if you're just trying to use the restroom--walk in from one entrance, use the facilities in the middle of the bar, and saunter out the back like nothing happened. Although, they do have a great selection of drinks, so I'd consider staying for a beer.
everybodypoops Female, 25 years old.
New York, New York
On December 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
What I Did in Here: Peed, texted, not in that order