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Target @ 8801 Queens Blvd

Address: 
8801 Queens Blvd
11373 Elmhurst , NY
United States
(718) 760-5656
Toilet Paper: 
Somewhat well-stocked.
Neighborhood: 
Elmhurst
Venue Category: 
Department Stores

The Scrawl on the Wall

This coffee is gonna need to exit soon

This toilet was clean and well stocked. Kudos to Target. However I must pen a friendly note to the woman in the bathroom stall next to me at Target: Thank you for sharing that symphony of sounds and smells! I, thankfully, had no idea until now that the intestines could hold so much... or expel it all so forcefully. It must have taken a while to dry off from the minor tsunami it sounded like you were inciting over there.

You may want to consult with an exorcist because I think it is entirely possible that your bowels are possessed by the devil. If that is not the case, then perhaps a consultation with a registered dietician is in order, because what happened in that bathroom today was just WRONG. What you did should be a felony. Please don't ever let it happen again.

Good luck with all that,
The reluctant woman in the stall next to you
Toilet Connoisseur Female, 51 years old.
Elmhurst, New York
On December 5, 2013, 11:49 pm
What I Did in Here: Peed

Target's is, pun intended,

Target's is, pun intended, right on target when it comes to bathrooms. Okay, I know you're groaning on that one. The fabulous thing about the Target in Queens Place mall in Elmhurst, Queens is that there are three, count 'em, three ladie's rooms! That means that as big as that Target is; and it has recently been upgraded to a superstore, there is never eve any waiting to use the facilities. The bathrooms themselves are brightly lit, utilitarian affairs designed to provide relief while shopping. that's it. That's okay for a veteran of the women's room line. No waiting. I am so there!
tabbcee Female, 51 years old.
Elmhurst, New York
On November 21, 2013, 6:10 pm
What I Did in Here: tinkled