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Andaz 5th Avenue @ 485 5th Ave at 41st St

Address: 
485 5th Ave at 41st St
10017 New York , NY
United States
(212) 601-1234
Toilet Paper: 
Very well-stocked.
Neighborhood: 
Midtown East
Venue Category: 
Hotels

The Scrawl on the Wall

Some Raisin Bran. oh the Fiber... I'm full of gas!

Oh my! One of the most luxurious and relaxing locations to drop the kids offs at the pool has got to be the Andaz 5th Ave. Shopping for the holiday deals, instantly my breakfast begin bubbling with my guts. Back home; we refer to that as the "bubbly guts!"

In dire need of relief I stormed down fifth ave, really trying to avoid the obvious pit stops at the local public libraries-- those places are never clean. So I come across the nice Andaz hotel and entered the building just as if I were a resident or regular for the notorious eatery located in the lobby. Took a trip up to the second floor and immediately embarked upon pure bliss.

I walked into a porcelain oasis of pure beauty! I could literally have a date and have a picnic in those restrooms. That's how clean they were. See usually I pad the toilet fully about three layers high of tissue around the ring before I begin to squat. However, the Andaz is so immaculate and welcoming. None of that was needed. It was almost as if I were in the comfort of my own home. And my bowels were ready...

Stepping into one of the exclusive quadrants of the bathroom, I fully undressed and had the best shit ever. They have free wifi available, so I was able to be socially connected and check more stores for deals. I feel like this Andaz is a pure diamond in the rough. Often overlooked but simply amazing. For the best experience to get the load off, stop by the Andaz. Make sure you flush and clean up behind yourself. Because I want to keep this place exclusive... It is 5th Ave:-)
SouthernPadder1 Male, 32 years old.
New York, New York
On December 5, 2013, 12:43 am
What I Did in Here: Took a fabulous shit in this FIVE star location/Updated my social networks.