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Connecticut Muffin @ 1106 Cortelyou Rd

1106 Cortelyou Rd
11218 Brooklyn , NY
United States
(718) 287-7900
Toilet Paper: 
Expect to bring your own!
Venue Category: 
Coffee & Tea

The Scrawl on the Wall

A sugar bomb masquerading as a coffee drink.

When was the last time you urinated while enveloped by the sweet smell of freshly baked cake and cookies? Never? Oh, so that's not a normal thing?

Depending on how brazen and sneaky you are, it's possible to use the bathrooms at Connecticut Muffin without attracting too much notice. Walk straight through the dining room past the pastry case. The toilet will be on the right.

The restrooms at aren't very clean. The cafe is popular with the neighborhood power mom set so it's constantly fouled up by roving gangs of children. That's OK, though. Sit down, close your eyes and smell the muffins. You'll forget about that gross latte in no time...

PS--Not kidding about the baked goods scent. It is so powerful you can smell it from a block away.
TheDestroyer Female, 30 years old.
Brooklyn, New York
On December 3, 2013, 8:17 pm
What I Did in Here: Urinated & yearned for baked goods